Hello,
My name is Franky Four Fingers, and I have been a bookie for over 25 years and have seen it all. Let me tell you something, if you want to make a lot of scharole just do what I tell ya “capeesh”
Now this guy who calls himself the Ringer, look like a fellow who can’t even pick his own nose. Let Four Fingers give you the real winners and show you who got the big balls around here.
You guys might think I’m nuts, but don’t bet on those chalks in this race, this pick is my “middle finger special today”
The Platinum Plate – Sydney Harbour Racecourse – off time 03h48
Top pick: Sturt Wall – Stable JK – Antoine Maruca
Longshot: Jellybean – Fernbank Park – Jacqui Bellantone
Yeah, yeah I know what you thinking, I’m picking against that guy who win cups all the time but guess what? I had a dream last night and in my dreams I had five fingers instead of four, so that mean horse #5 will win
The So You Think Cup – Sydney Harbour Racecourse – off time 03h57
Top pick: Orfevre – Karaka Breeders – Jody Schulenberg
Longshot: Lady Diva – Blackjack Farms – Alfonso Dunfee
It’s nothing like making lots of money off a Happy Hooker, “right boys”
The Princess Tiara – Rocky Mountain Ridge Racecourse – off time 18h08
Top bet: Happy Hooker – Dr Stables – Reta Derrah
Longshot: Flying Kaori – flying spurs – Karine Negbenebor
Everybody is going to be placing there money on that chalk Seething Rain, but not me, I am going to give you my four fingers, up high in the air, “Pick Of The Week”
The American Cup – Rocky Mountain Ridge Racecourse – off time 18h12
Top bet: Sphinx – Riddley Walker Racing – Mia Pop
Longshot: Hilikus Coop – Manor Park Stud – Penelope Stucke
Hmmmmm
Be careful people, this chap tried to sell me this horse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uQOchrK7NA
Soon to be called Franky Three Fingers.
Hey buddy check it out, the horse is a good donkey, I never said he was a prize winning race horse!
Lol, no chance that Sturt Wallis winning the Platinum! And that’s your top pick for the weekend?
Hey buddy, if you want to make some real money stop being a little pansy and stick with four fingers, trust me on this one, its a good bet!
Damn really wish I listened and put money on Sturt Wall, what a great bet, has it actually finished the race yet or is it still running? Secret Phantom was never losing that race!
Even the sun shines on a dog ass every now and then my friend, but hey here me out. Its about making money and if you payed close attention my longshot pick finish 2nd and made me a lot of money today. So you need to look at the overall picture my friend.
Oh and by the way, Four Fingers didn’t lose this race today my friend, if you want to blame someone, how about blaming that schmuck owner who forgot to give his jockey and horse racing instructions running in a big race today “CAPEESH”
You know, if I had the chance to get a hold of them I would chop one of there fingers off!